I think I dislocated my shoulder playing DJ Hero.

Idk what’s better on facebook; looking at pictures of girls that won’t fuck me, or playing Farmville

The damn girl bailed. Apparently she’s ‘dealing with some shit’ and ‘it’s complicated’. Ummmmmm, what? Couldve had a free dinner, couple drinks, given me a courtesy tug and called it a night. I can’t even spend the night ‘drinking my pain’ and looking at her past three years of fbook pics cause idk her name.

I think I’m going out tomarrow night with a girl I met on Halloween. The problem is I have no idea what she looks like. Maybe it was her costume, or the fake blood dripping into my eyes, or maybe I was just too fucked up to notice in the first place.

A bigger problem; I’m not reallllly sure what her name is. I checked my phone the next morning and saw I added her contact info as ‘Vampire’. Doesn’t rly help. Now I can’t even scope her fbook to learn her interests and alter mine so their similar, but a little better.

We’re going to a BYOB place (hope it’s a strip club), so I’m thinking of getting a 30 of Busch Diesel and jazzin it up with some BLLimes and camo High Lifes. I’ve done some digging in my brain and think I came up with a pretty accurate depiction of who I should be looking for: Should I ‘play it cool’ and start making a list of good guesses now? Or ‘fuck the system’, ask her to pay for everything and hope she runs out of cash, then sneak a peek at her credit card? Or tell her I’ll pick her up in my car? That way she has to find me. Only problem with that idea is that it is not easy to drive in Manhattan when you’ve been drinking. Its not easy to drive there the next morning (if you’ve had a good night). Last weekend I was swervin’ my way through Harlem and dodging those damn asshole joggers in the NY race.

Fuck the Americans with Disabilities Act. I have to work harder just cause yall are too slow/stupid/smart enough to fake it.

bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica:

What are your thoughts about smoking/doing drugs/drinking alcohol?

meh, i think its really the person’s decision to smoke, do drugs or drink. i’m not really against it, i just think its awful for you.

“You only live once, might as well cut it short.”